Ok, you know what? Chuckanucka. That's what.

Chuckanucka worries about pretty much everything under the sun:
What if the phone rings when I go out?

What if the mail man tries to deliver my Deluxe Ugly Earmuffs when I'm in the bathroom?

Hey, I don't remember leaving the closet door open just a crack like that!

What if I can't ever stop thinking about my name over and over?

Chuckanucka has a pretty strange way of looking at life.

Sometimes he wonders if this is all just a hologram, and on other days he wonders what's going to happen if they stop making CD players...
How will I play my favorite CDs???
I have over nine of them!!!

Poor Chuckanucka. Lucky Chuckanucka.